Posted: Feb 07 2006 at 10:33pm | IP Logged

*Three little ducks go into a Bar..............................
*
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*"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.*

*"Huey," was the reply.*

*"How's your day been, Huey?"*

*"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day.
What else could a duck want?" said Huey.*

*"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi,
and what's your name?"*

*"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.*

*"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.*

*"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all
day myself. What else could a duck want?"*

*The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"*
 

*"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.*

*"My name is Puddles."*